How about evidence of Snowden being a Chinese Spy with intent of blaming Russia, Diane?
Gun owning liberal pulls gun on MAGA hat owner for being offended by an inanimate object.
When MAGA hat owner doesn't respond in kind and wants to go hand-to-hand instead, the liberal runs away rather than fire.
Tippiest Top of KEKS!
$500MM to train in underground combat comes to mind.