>>5253929 (pp)
"Dear Lord! FOR THE LOVE OF YOU, I KNOW THAT WHAT I DESIRE OR SAY HAS NO BEARING ON YOUR PLAN OR WILL, BUT THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME LISTEN TO MYSELF TALK AT YOU SINCE YOU'LL NEVER RESPOND; CUZ IF YOU DO RESPOND, THEN I'D BE COMMITTED SINCE YOU DIDN'T PLACE ME IN A THEOCRATIC SOCIETY!
Keep on Keepin' on,
Yours Truly,
~Anon"
<Better? I made it more "fervent" for ya.
Alright, I'll try again:
"Dear Guy in the Sky: Please pander to my whims and fulfill my wants, desires, and needs. Also, please do good things for people since I'm too lazy to do them myself and thus why I'm asking you to do it for me. And lead me not into temptation… how absolutely dare you, Sir!
Warmest Regards,
~Anon"
<Am I getting warmer?
Man, I've had Mormons say the same damned thing!
"Pray about Mormonism and you'll know it's true! God will answer! It is de wae! And if God doesn't answer, then you just didn't have enough faith/mean it hard enough, heathen!"
Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuuun!
Well, we do live in a Republic… sooooooo…
good eye
Holy fuck she's retarded…
antoinette_cgs slayin' again…
https://fox8.com/2019/02/14/shoot-the-president-party-game-at-local-performing-arts-center-raises-concern-in-community/
‘Shoot The President’ party game at local performing arts center raises concern in community
Studly!
I kekked heartily and felt y'all would too.
Fuck off, Quinn.