THINK CALENDAR
FIRST DIBS ON MISS JUNE
WE REQUIRE PROOF OF GINGER
AOC, IS THAT YOU?
[PLACEHOLDER BOOM BOOM]
[PLACEHOLDER ARRESTS]
[PLACEHOLDER STOCK PHOTOS]
[LARP]
SO, PATRIOTS FIGHT IS JUST GONNA BE STUFF COPY/PASTA FROM WIKIPEDIA???
HAHAHAH
WHAT A JOKE