>be me
>be some stupid loli
>fucking pounding it to /sexwithdogs/
>Q delivers
>im burgin
>BURGER KING
>64
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>go to Qs house
>whoa
>already figured out how to make words with smokesignals in minecraft wtf
>oic
>go to park
>find the umbrella man
>looks at me
>"sup"
>look at him
>"space"
>he nods
>"got a cigarette"
>I look left
>shrug
>"nah"
>silence
>"I smoke weed"
>pause
>Q nods
>silence
>"good job"
>mfw he literally just fucking floats away on a skateboard I had no idea was there
>mfw we're on 5/7 proxies and there's no stopping
>mfw the loli is back home in akihabara
>or whatever
>I don't fucking know this IP is from Japan