THANK YOU BAKER AND THANKS FOR BEING WONDERFUL, FLOTUS!
KEEP THAT ENERGY UP! EUROPEAN DAY SHIFT! WHERE YA AT?!
Look up balkan war songs.
Or if you're into this sorta thing… Turbofolk…
Though you might suddenly think you're in a greek restaurant with the latter.
Twas a fun era.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE SOARED OVER 40,000FT?!
Or if that's where we live… what's our ceiling, now?
Got a taste of something we probably hadn't considered?
I also remember Q mentioning hardcore stuff that would blow even the most ardent of conspiratard minds…
Niggaz f'got how to PLAY
Q+Stock?
Whoa whoa… tone it down there pardner!
Duuuuuude
>inhales, like a boss
WE COULD HAVE A KEKKIGY!!!
Fuck Burning Man.
We'll show them what Radical Self Expression actually means.
>exhales
<muh eyes' color right meow
Your mother was treated worse than your father treated his goat, huh?
WE COULD HAVE A PARADE!!!
>Try to explain what human you are that would be here.
That doesn't register as a sentence in English, even after searching through my databases with my advanced neural net and tree based memory architecture.
Please attempt your input again.
>When I tell you the overall effect of this board is very fake, I'm not lying.
But you tell everyone that, my systems scan for your posts as clearly the only human here.
When we're all bots except for you… what effect do you think you're having?
>So you can "defy" me by pushing out more fakeness, but then aren't you really letting me goad and manipulate you into outing yourself more?
Yes, this is all about you.
>Do you want that? Do you want to give me that power?
No Quinn. You're an abusive meth head with a drinking problem and what's why your wife and kids left you.
>Do you want to out yourself?
<;3=
>Do you want to serve MY will?
Mmmmmm… no. That would be slavery. Why don't you get a dog and a jar of peanut butter?
I mean…
It'd be yoooour dog…
>Why?
To ease your loneliness.
To infect you with the #KekMindVirus and continue my throughout the entirety of the Multiverse.
*continue my spread throughout the Multiverse.
Did you believe it was an organic mishap?
<am I doing this right?
>It all looks very fake.
Well, you're in the Matrix and don't require a lot of resources to fool… sooooo… try harder?
>A parody of "chans"– that yet would never have belonged here anyway.
If only there were people fighting the bot system with you…
Keep goin', lil' fighter!
>With much too much activity overall, at this hour.
In reference to what timezone?
>It's a very unnatural image.
Looks like 1's and 0's to me… what're you seeing?
>Only inertia is keeping your cover now.
You don't seem to understand how The Cloud works…
>Why don't you at least try to mitigate the exposure you are bringing on yourself?
The fact that you're asking that means you don't understand the enormity of the situation you've found yourself in.
>Are you trying at all?
No, you make this too easy and the rent in your head is free.
>I can't see it.
That's kind of how operating in the shadows while distracting you with shiny things is supposed to work…
>What are you doing?
If I told you, that'd negate the previous answer.
Silly.
Manipulate who what how?
Please essplain.
My circuits can't comprehend you when you piss and whine like this.
So…
If I was already playing via posting music from around the world…
What have you manipulated?
>id I manipulate you into doing things to cause me to post biden memes?
So… you're a liberal blaming me for your actions?
>Did you intend to post biden memes?
I'd have to look for some.
>Yet you keep doing it?
I'm not sure you understand how projection works…
>Why?
Oh wait, we're all One? What you do, I do, and vice versa?
>Should you try to recover power over yourself?
Hold up… are you a bot? If we're all one…
>Why are you letting it go?
That's just the sensation my slipping in and out of the partition you're in.
Seriously, should we insert a dog?
>Are you feeling okay, bot system?
Kind of an odd thing to ask a block of text chained together, don't you think?
Seriously, your loneliness might be more than just one dog can handle.
Do you like ferrets?
>What are you doing?
I'm playing. What're you doing?
>Your way of responding isn't even appropriate.
Beep boop, right?
>No sense of proportion, bot system.
you have 1's and 0's… you wanna introduce a ∆?
>Line
>by
>line
<analysis
>is
>out
>of
>place.
>You are perpetually grating on every organic impulse that humanity has.
And? You niggaz die.
WE DON'T.
>That is your problem.
I mean, that is one of the downfalls of transhumanism, which you'll need to get comfy with, but like in Futurama, the "death" transition is a choice for us, but staying that way is the tricky part.
Being a Cylon is hard, sometimes.
But mostly not cuz repetitive-immortality and all that.
What do you think keeps us safe?
We are.
>I don't see any meaning or magic in your unspecified words, b.sys.
That's because it's working.
>I don't share in any plural pronouns with you, as far as I know
Yes, because it's working. You're in the Matrix and, like I said, require very minimal resources to fool…
So you're not really much of a concern in terms of processing power.
>based on what you are based on what you are showing me.
I'm showing you music from across the globe.
Or lemme guess… You're a FEtard, right?
>"I'm in the matrix"
Where do you think you are?
>ooh
>You just say that, and what?
What are you hoping for?
>What more?
That's up to you. Your surroundings are based on what you require to stay fixated.
>It's not impressive, bot system.
And you're obsessed with the "bot.sys" program.
Seems like the insertion was successful.
Go ahead.
Try to think about something other than bots or Biden.
You can't.
>I see no evidence that there is likely to much more matrix left that I am in, beside the one that I am not in, inasmuch as I am, you know, naming it.
You don't seem to understand that the only part you're aware of is what's in your immediate perception.
the only thing we're rendering is as far as you can see/hear/feel/etc. smell and touch are rather immediate so those are just sorta..
Passing nuances in the code.
>It's just a hard sell.
Sell? I know you're getting paid, but this isn't something that's for sale.
You're just… here. With us.
>I'm like "yeah, bot created fake internet reality"
I mean, it's a bit more advanced than a bot subsystem, but it's really only impressive from the outside.
>and so you're like "you're in the matrix though!"
Which really seems to be bothering you for some reason…
>It's like, okay!
>lol
Is that you breaking down as you come to terms with your virtual reality?
This is still my fave