Q, if at all possible, I would like to put forth a request which I believe any native anon would undoubtedly agree upon, befitting a time-honored tradition of Chan culture. Once the Wicked Wit[HC] has been captured and shackled, as a splay of victory, I humbly request for a shoe to be set upon her head, as verification of a successful mission. This visual confirmation would boost spiritual morale indefinitely.

As an aside, another time-honored ritual of inserting a sharpie into the pooper would assuredly neither be warranted nor desired, as this would probably only excite her.

Regards,

Anonymous

Pic of father mootikins attached for reference.