Kekekek!
The ol' jewzers have been gnawing on infants and ruining lives since their father fell to earth in a gay lightning bolt.
And continue shitting the global bed they will, until Commander Don loads them on to a barge and pushes them eastward, far away from our great land.
A handful will remain on display at seaworld anons. I will return with any further updates to this plan.
-chad