I'm a professional dog show fag.

We usually don't have "puppy shows", but dogs under 9 months of age are considered puppies and can be shown, but they don't get points. Puppy shows are where up and coming dogs get weeded out, thrown to the wolves and treated like a gladiator in training.

Dog shows, not unlike war, are a winner takes all competition. They are thwart with lies, trickery, underhandedness, adultery, lesbianism, hard drugs and tax evasion.

What ever Q has in mind I pity those poor fools. A puppy show is NOTHING to ignore.

A puppy show would make men out of nightshift fags.

PAIN IS COMING