Are all those compromised communications got you down?
Do your deepest deep-state secrets keep getting hacked and spread open on the dark web?
Are you tired of seeing your cabal taken out by white-hat wizards and warlocks?
Well, your worries are over, with the new Acme L I G O wave detector.
-Fully installed and ready to receive signals in ranges far beyond capabilities of previous devices.
-fully taxpayer funded thru university grants, with payment fees totally tax deductible thru our foundation-linked purchase options.
-convenient alibi of black hole study to justify the use.
-energy savings with subsidies for 1terawatt operation requirement.
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*Not responsible for breaches by on-site spies.
*Upgraded since test on 11-11-18