Ringling Brothers aren't hiring but CNN is…

Daddy is it okay if I swear at the CNN clowns like you do?

Winning is easier than you think… It's as simple as admitting your democratic leanings are blithering idiocy… Repeat after me… President Trump is making America Great Again and resistance is stubborn denial of reality…

Now that Old McDonald is prospering again and the EIEIO is under Congressional investigation for collusion with Monsanto for genetically modifying seed strains to monopolize agriculture… I think we can fly South for a few weeks and check out Maralago…

You can take perfectly good food and make it taste like shoes… You need to do the opposite of everything you normally do… Turn off CNN and watch FOX, instead of watching the View… watch Marla Bartiromo… Instead of being fat… be thin…