From: "Lopez, Jacquelyn K. (Perkins Coie)" <JacquelynLopez@perkinscoie.com<mailto:JacquelynLopez@perkinscoie.com>Date: Friday, May 20, 2016 at 9:41 AM To: dominoc <dominoc@dnc.org<mailto:dominoc@dnc.org>>, Graham Wilson <gwilson@perkinscoie.com<mailto:gwilson@perkinscoie.com>> Cc: "Simonds, Tessa" <SimondsT@dnc.org<mailto:SimondsT@dnc.org>> Subject: RE: Approval: Craigslist Job Post Hi Cate, The defamation risk here is too high. I know we are going for a parody, but given the content of the post (his private business practices, sexual harassment, etc) we would open ourselves up to a defamation suit if we posted. Happy to discuss if you have questions. Thanks, Jackie Jacquelyn Lopez | Perkins Coie LLP ASSOCIATE* 700 Thirteenth Street, N.W. Suite 600 Washington, DC 20005-3960 D. +1.202.654.6371 F. +1.202.654.9949 E.
JacquelynLopez@perkinscoie.com<mailto:%20JacquelynLopez@perkinscoie.com*Admitted in State of Florida; Admission to DC Bar pending. From: Domino, Cate [mailto:DominoC@dnc.org] Sent: Thursday, May 19, 2016 4:47 PM To: Wilson, Graham M. (Perkins Coie); Lopez, Jacquelyn K. (Perkins Coie) Cc: Simonds, Tessa Subject: Re: Approval: Craigslist Job Post Wanted to bump this up in your inboxes – we would love to have your thoughts today.
From: dominoc <dominoc@dnc.org<mailto:dominoc@dnc.org>Date: Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 8:58 AM To: Graham Wilson <gwilson@perkinscoie.com<mailto:gwilson@perkinscoie.com>>, Jacquelyn Lopez <JacquelynLopez@perkinscoie.com<mailto:JacquelynLopez@perkinscoie.com>> Cc: "Simonds, Tessa" <SimondsT@dnc.org<mailto:SimondsT@dnc.org>> Subject: Approval: Craigslist Job Post Hi Graham and Jackie, This is copy for a job we’d like to post on Craigslist. We’re aware that it might get taken down, and we’re comfortable with that, but we want to make sure we’re not exposing ourselves to any other action when we post.
Thanks, Cate —
Multiple Positions (NYC area)
Seeking staff members for multiple positions in a large, New York-based corporation known for its real estate investments, fake universities, steaks, and wine. The boss has very strict standards for female employees, ranging from the women who take lunch orders (must be hot) to the women who oversee multi-million dollar construction projects (must maintain hotness demonstrated at time of hiring).
Title: Honey Bunch (that’s what the boss will call you)
Job requirements:
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No gaining weight on the job (we’ll take some “before” pictures when you start to use later as evidence)
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Must be open to public humiliation and open-press workouts if you do gain weight on the job
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A willingness to evaluate other women’s hotness for the boss’ satisfaction is a plus
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Should be proficient in lying about age if the boss thinks you’re too old Working mothers not preferred (the boss finds pumping breast milk disgusting, and worries they’re too focused on their children).
About us: We’re proud to maintain a “fun” and “friendly work environment, where the boss is always available to meet with his employees. Like it or not, he may greet you with a kiss on the lips or grope you under the meeting table.
Interested applicants should send resume, cover letter, and headshot to jobs@trump.com<mailto:jobs@trump.com ________