“Yes, Holiness, the Swiss guard said you wanted to see me? Yes, be seated, It’s Jimmy isn’t it? How long have you been my protégé Jimmy? I find I know very little about you. For example, it has been brought to my attention you take nude selfies. “It is true, Holiness.” Who, in God’s name, do you imagine would wish to view such images? “Holiness, it is not practical for me to expose myself to every boy in the choir individually, so they all get a jpeg.”