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You know… My back gets really dry and irritable. My undershirt will set my back on fire, sometimes. I don't use fabric softener, so that could be part of it - but my back has always been very sensitive - grass will actually trigger an inflammation and itch from hell.
Know what makes that go away? A lotion.
So, if putting lotion on makes me a woman because behavior is tied to a sexually-oriented gender-role… Then I guess I'm a femanon except for those times where I'm a … Mananon?
Which is why I am a pokemon and the couch is my pokeball. You should have seen the capture when I got hit by a spinning couch launched from the treeline. Hide-a-bed popped out and snared me before retracting.
Good times.