1. Alexandra: “What does IDK mean?”

McLeod: “I don’t know.”

Alexandra: “OMG, nobody does!”

1. Why do Alexandras tip-toe past medicine cabinets?

So they don’t wake up the sleeping pills.

1. How do you keep a Alexandra busy?

Write “flip” on both sides of a sheet of paper.

1. How do you keep a Alexandra in the shower all day?

Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

1. Why did the Alexandra get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?

Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”

1. What did the Alexandra say after glimpsing a box of Cheerios?

“OMG! Donut seeds!”

1. What’s every Alexandra’s dream in life?

To be like Vanna White and actually learn the alphabet.

1. How do you know if a Alexandra’s been using your computer?

You’ll find Wite Out all over the screen.

1. Why do Alexandras love boob jobs?

It’s really the only job they’re qualified for.

1. What did the Alexandra say when she found out she was pregnant?

“I wonder if it’s mine.”

1. Why do Alexandras stare at orange juice containers for hours on end?

Because they say “concentrate.”

1. Why did the Alexandra put her iPad in the blender?

She was trying to make apple juice.

1. What do the Bermuda Triangle and a Alexandra have in common?

They both swallow a lot of sea men (aka semen).

1. How do you drown a Alexandra?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

1. Why don’t Alexandras talk during sex?

Their moms taught them never to speak to strangers.

1. Three Alexandras walk into a building.

You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it.

1. How do you confuse a Alexandra?

Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

1. What do screen doors and Alexandras have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

1. What do you call a blond with an actual brain?

A golden retriever.

1. Why did the Alexandra bring a ladder to the bar?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

1. What’s the difference between a pregnant Alexandra and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

1. What do Alexandras do when their laptop freezes?

Microwave them.

1. Why did the Alexandra put condoms on her ears?

To avoid getting hearing AIDS.

1. What do Alexandras and dog shit have in common?

The older they get, the easier it is to pick them up.

1. How do you confuse a Alexandra?

You don’t. They’re born that way.

1. Why do Alexandras make awful bank robbers?

Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

1. Why did the Alexandra put lipstick on her forehead?

She was desperately trying to make up her mind.

1. Why couldn’t the Alexandra dial 911?

She couldn’t find the eleven.

1. Why’d the Alexandra get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing out all the W’s.

1. Why do Alexandras hold their hands tightly over their ears?

Because they’re desperately trying to hold in a thought.

Thank you, Animal Bitch.

Consider this.

A computer, or calculator, is a very good reflection of what you already know.

Consider that person best at math is living large, not a State owned feeb crybaby paper tiger.

God Bless Donald John Trump. Thank you sir for giving me a voice for my opinion, but my science is still so far beyond the capacity of the witnesses that I cannot comply.

A price was paid. When I'm done I will balance you as God balanced the least atom in every molecule.

As Above. so Below.

Hey Merkel,

You aren't the only one who can. Look at all these people who don't want what you want. Get a vote and DO IT. Isn't that what you claimed you believe?

Get fucking busy or your infamy will endure millenias.

PIG

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Read Thomas Jefferson.