My name is Seemore Jurrycurl.

It was 3PM and I was hungry.

I walked to the Cracker Barrel to pick up an order I placed.

I'm white, it was snowing and I was out of sunblock. No big deal, just another day for a caucasian-American.

Next thing I know a knitted scarf was being wrapped tight around my neck, choking me.

Amidst the sound of me gasping for air I could hear them screaming at me about how straight and hetero I was.

After almost choking me to death, they dispensed EASY CHEASE® all over me while shouting "This is ME TOO Country CRACKER!"

I was able to catch a glance as they walked away. It was two black women wearing blue hair weaves similar to Cardi B.