BREAKING!!!!!

OIG reports absolute abuse of power by the ENTIRE prior administration!

Including outright treasonous acts and tyotal subversion of the constitution!

DJT issues comment on Deep State indictments:

"Our great country is already divided enough.

It's time to bring it together.

I hereby absolve all those guilty and have instructed the DOJ to cease further prosecutions.

It's time to HEAL!"

GUARAN-FUCKIN-TEED!

(Note to Idiots: this is a prediction, NOT an actual news report. Moron)