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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt 53m
Can never decide which is my favorite type of cocaine: "exhaustion" or "dehydration."
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.@MindyCohn Everything's 3s & 8s. You good? That was a fun film we did ( that no one saw )
Patton Oswalt Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt 2h
One steel-core truth you learn from living in Hollywood: not everyone graduates high school.
Patton Oswalt Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt 3h
So, @MelissaEGilbert & @Arngrim replied to my LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRARIE Tweet. Let's see how many FACTS OF LIFE girls I can flush out…
Patton Oswalt Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt 9h
Say what you want about the band Live, but they had #1 hit songs with, respectively, the words "raped" & "placenta" in them.
Patton Oswalt Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt 1d
Guys, PLEASE watch the season finale of ENLIGHTENED this Sunday on HBO. It's such an amazing show. You'll thank me. I'll thank YOU.
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Bruce Fretts Bruce Fretts @brucefretts 2d
watching next Tuesday's episode of #Justified. @pattonoswalt is packing some serious heat!
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Mike White Mike White @mikewhiteMW 2d
People ask me what episodes of #Enlightened they should watch before finale if they've never seen it. S1 - eps 1,4,9,10 S2 - eps 1,3,4,5,6,7
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Jay Skarlow Jay Skarlow @RockabillyJay 2d
NERD TRIVIA: The white switch on Darth Vader's chest box controls a fully contained bidet system.
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Patton Oswalt Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt 2d
Also, re: the Laura Ingalls Wilder-themed sex club. They no longer do "Nellie Olesons." Too many neck injuries.
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Went to a Laura Ingalls Wilder-themed sex club last night. FYI – do NOT get the "Trundle Bed." But the "Almanzo" was super-fun!
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Patton Oswalt Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt 2d
Erma Bombeck's dad had the best porn name ever: Cassius Fiste. #itstrue
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.@CHINESE_BAGELCO Deal. If I ever stop making jokes, you can pitch me something. Stay tuned!
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.@AndyKindler You're still asleep, Andy. Stop Tweeting.
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.@CHINESE_BAGELCO I mailed you a plane ticket and you never got on the flight. Sold the show without you. No hard feelings?
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.@KarenMarchese: #FF @pattonoswalt @GroovyBruce @kirstiealley // Weird group to be in. A big, fat woman & Kirstie Alley.
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Patton Oswalt Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt 2d
If you're 44, you can't hear Billy Joel's "My Life" without thinking of Tom Hanks.
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So, @BoyGeorge is live Tweeting listening to the new Bowie album. This is a glam-rock version of CABIN IN THE WOODS.