moar digs on Patton Oswalt archives tweets

Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt 7h

Thanks, Disney Jr. but I had a "Henry Hugglemonster Day" years ago. It's why I'm not allowed in Wyoming.

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Colonel Reamsworth, in the Fecal Play Room, with the "expanding ass-pear" – CLUE: SEX DUNGEON EDITION