Did you hear about the new tires Fiat puts on their cars? Dago in da rain. Dago in da snow. And when Dago flat, dago wop wop wop.
Oooohhh… I can feel it! We're about to tip over the edge into the world of MUH JOOOS again!
If I were POTUS, Id be knocking a piece off the first lady right about now. Fuck lurking on this shit show.