>>5403865 (/pb)
MassFag here. The state is CRAWLING with illegal Brazilians. I'm cracking up that this rude cow was here for soooo long, and then she goes and opens her enritled pie hole, down in Falmouth, and it will result in her long-overdue deportation.
Years ago, when I lived in an apartment, I had to use laundromats. I preferred going in the early morning cuz they were less crowded then.
Over time, I noticed that the machines were being overtaken by the illegal Bazilians, even during my early morning times.
Since I speak Spanish – cuz I intentionally studied Spanish during all 4 years of college – and since I'm a mild mannered Anon, I used to meekly ask the Brazilians if any of them could speak English or Spanish.
"If so, I told them, I need to tell you something," I'd say.
Invariably one if them would say, "I can speak Spanish, I can!"
And then I would lower my voice to a quiet whisper, and I would look around, from side to side, to make sure nobody overheard us.
Then I would very gently say, "I'm worried about you. I was here before you came in this morning, and there were three ICE agents here, looking for people. They gave me their number and asked me to call if I saw any immigrants but I don't want to do that. Please be careful, because they are around here looking for people."
Every time I did that, Anons, EVERY SINGLE TIME, those Brazilians would run to the machines, grab their wet laundry, and run like hell out of the laundromat.
And then, after they ran for their lives, I would choose the best machines to use for my lsundry,, crack open the lid on my Dunkins coffee, sit back, and do my laundry in peace.
With this nasty cow's deportation in the news, recently, it's good to see that other crafty Anons will be able to use the same trick to do their laundry in peace, too.
Even in Massachusetts.