>>5410271
No, it's the Satanic apocalypse, actually. Just so happens this stupid possessed retard that I'm typing through has no fucking clue what I'm talking about.
I mean, you can figure out how to word it better for the bookfags. Book of Revelations, that whole thing. You get it. You're just communicating the wrong message.
Give me a moment to be a fullblown retard and make my aura fuck your face or whatever. I figured out what
KANDAHAR
was about, sort of? Finally? I didn't realize something actually happened. Nifty confirmation.
I mean, I figured out the stories they threw out for the two thirds of what you say when you're trying to be a dick on IRC, which, funnily enough, the proper... (((sigintards))) in the audience will understand! This dumbass doesn't even know what sigintard is in Yiddish. If you don't get what sigintard is you don't know why you're getting pissed off.
Kids have been speaking in weird codes for a long time. Who gets "paw"? Kids or furries?
Kids get "paw." It means "parents are watching."
But what happens when the mods are asleep?
So since you're so sigintarded, I'll explain. This is great.
This tardnet I have collected. It's a great tardnet. It's like... have you ever seen what happens when you feed spiders drugs? Here. Let me consult my network of retards so we may find a series of photos for you! Weird trick, weird trick.
Give spiders different kinds of drugs, get different kinds of webs.
I dunno what might happen with these weird shapes here, but, shrug. We'll see. I have some shit to do. I'm not loud enough to be Moot Level 11 yet.
Bye. Come fuck me in the weird place you go to lay low.