Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.
Pro Tip to Vietnam;
Anything happens to POTUS on your soil, very bad things will happen.
More along these lines if you don't get the reference.
Whether it's politics, medicine, pharmaceutical, or finance you can bet your ass there's a Punjabi pill pusher involved.