Michael Cohen, your welcoming committee awaits your arrival at the Graybar Hotel. It was nice knowing you, really it was.
To save the country? Yes! I am a patriot!
Can’t be done unless I suck them like a wee baby.
They need to slather themselves with olive oil and wrestle nude.
Trump got a whore to pay him. How is that for epic toxic male masculinity?
Why are Jews noses so big? Because the air is free. I’ll be here all week, try the veal, it’s great!
There are plenty of anons who did their first jerk offs to National Geographic titties. Not me of course.
I am chortling, followed by a girlish giggle, finishing up with a loud guffaw and a stinky beer belch.