NO
FUCKING
WAY…
…you have to GOT to be kidding
In case anybody was unclear, when this man walks the friction created as his blubber grinds against itself generates a body heat and foul stench that liquefies the fat bodies which plop onto the floor, creating a squishy, oozing sound as he wobbles forward.
He is unable to shit in a normal toilet, and has to defecate in the shower, where he runs hot water to break down the feces and into the drain.
Other than that he's a great guy.
Pussy of the year. Congrads, bro.