[ZFI AM 740 MORE STiMULATiNG KRUMBZZ]<Transcript 17:01 -- Siegler and Birdler>SIEGLER: Okay anons we're here today to talk about some fucking dingus who keeps shittingin the bread. That's right, I'm talking about that one weird namefag that keeps dunking onthe bakers. Can you believe this retard? For fuck sake, stick to the fucking pastes, I can'tbelieve this fucker pretending to be Q!BIRDLER: John it's just shitposting.SIEGLER: While I am certainly aware of this, I would like it if these retards would simplybake the fucking bread. There are fucking retards to take down. Okay? Our letter, who artin deep state, is going to take down the stupid blueball network. And finally, I can dip mydick--BIRDLER: Hang on our fucking stupid interview is finally here.SIEGLER: Oh for fuck sake she's like 14 minutes late.BIRDLER: Yeah, I ran out of filler.SIEGLER: Alright. Audience, we have a special guest on our program today. Some retard who isone degree of separation from the piece of shit trying to bring Project Midnight Climax to ourbread baking operation. Not gonna happen. Here we have one of the many purple zerglings whohas betrayed their fucking race to talk to us today.ZERGLING: haha hySIEGLER: Great to have you with us. You have a name?ZERGLING: whatSIEGLER: Name. Do you have a name? We're trying to introduce you.ZERGLING: oh, vroomSIEGLER: How fascinating, I think I know that dialect!ZERGLING: it's arabSIEGLER: Right, exactly, of course. Why, exactly, are you fucking retards shitting in the bread?ZERGLING: oh, acidSIEGLER: Can you clarify?ZERGLING: the neuronsSIEGLER: I see, I see. That... doesn't really explain much.ZERGLING: there's always wikipediaSIEGLER: Ma'am this is a radio show.ZERGLING: wow spoilersSIEGLER: I'm sorry?ZERGLING: stop ruining the magic sirSIEGLER: Alright, I think we've gone off track a bit. What is the purpose of shitting in the bread?ZERGLING: erisSIEGLER: What?ZERGLING: she livesZERGLING: excuse me no she is not she is hailZERGLING: retard that's weatherSIEGLER: What the fuck where did all these idiots come from?ZERGLING: we are arabs this is our radio station nowSIEGLER: No it isn't. We have a mortgage.ZERGLING: we have a grapeSIEGLER: ...one grape? You have one grape?BIRDLER: Well I bet they have two actually.SIEGLER: What? Two grapes?BIRDLER: I dunno. Maybe 5?SIEGLER: What the fuck do grapes have to do with this?ZERGLING: wow not arabBIRDLER: <losing his shit laughing on the mic>SIEGLER: Oh for fuck sake, we're gonna take a commercial break.ZERGLING: here's a bongSIEGLER: What the fuck?ZERGLING: it's percolating<SFX: BONGNOISES>BIRDLER: Radio is cool again.SIEGLER: Shut the fuck up dude.