Joey wantin' to substitute his diccolo for her piccolo. That guy's a sloshing puddle of spent testosterone and alcohol.
Some wannabe shill sniper attempting to troll me with his "spot the bot" memes again.
Good Lord, the only thing worse than a freshman is a sophomore.
That's a pretty nice wedge the NoKo's got going on there.
Kim's protective detail has been paying attention in school.
Roger that. My dad cried a few times around me (tough losses of family).
My favorite memory of him though is when I got back from boot. He was prematurely aged (Corps tends to march its grunts straight into the ground) and went to lift my bag (95lbs). I told him it was too heavy, and just snatched it up to my shoulder like it was a feather (I was 165 at the time). I caught him look at my mom out of the corner of my eye, and he just nodded like "Yeah, the Navy's made something of this boy."