https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/02/28/patton-oswalt-compares-trump-white-house-to-diarrhea-covered-monkeys-on-pcp/

Patton Oswalt Compares Trump White House to ‘Diarrhea Covered Monkeys on PCP’

Patton Oswalt invoked a revolting analogy for the Trump White House, comparing it to “diarrhea-covered monkeys” on the hallucinogenic drug PCP.

In an interview BuzzFeed’s Facebook Watch show Profile on Wednesday, Patton Oswalt was asked how comedians come up with their material in the era of the Trump presidency.

“You could not feel more superfluous in terms of making fun of the president because the Trump administration is an 18-wheeler full of monkeys and PCP that has crashed into a train full of diarrhea, and so there’s diarrhea-covered monkeys on PCP running around and everyone is just watching it like, ‘Oh my god!’”

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2019/02/28/former-d-c-government-employee-convicted-400000-welfare-fraud/

Former D.C. Government Employee Convicted of $400,000 Welfare Fraud

Gary T. Holliday, 49, pleaded guilty on Wednesday in his appearance before the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia, and could face up to 41 months behind bars at his June sentencing for the federal wire charge, the Washington Post reported.

D.C. Department of Human Services spokeswoman Dora Taylor-Lowe told the Post the agency “discovered irregularities” with welfare payments and filed a report with the D.C. inspector general’s office.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/02/28/redfored-leader-in-marxist-magazine-teachers-must-embrace-community-organizing/

#RedforEd Leader in Marxist Magazine: Teachers Must Embrace Community Organizing

Noah Karvelis, the 24-year-old leader of the #RedforEd movement that inspired teacher strikes around the country in 2018 and 2019, wrote in an article published by a Marxist magazine last month that community organizing “must be embraced” by teachers, “particularly in ‘right-to-work’ states.”

I though Teachers were supposed to…i don't know…be teaching??

https://newsbreakinglive.com/2019/02/28/band-director-admitted-to-having-sex-with-13-year-old-boy-he-thought-was-30/

A band director at a high school admitted to having sex with a 13-year-old boy he thought was 30

Dale Schimpf, 71, of Frackville, met the teen on Grindr and then sent him nude photos, telling him he was interested in a sexual relationship because the boy was “cute and younger,” WNEP reports.

Schimpf then met the teen for dinner before going to Schimpf’s home, where he forced him to perform oral sex before having intercourse, according to police. Schimpf has admitted to the sex acts but claims he thought the victim was much older.

The boy later told his mother about the incident and the school contacted police. Schimpf was arrested on Monday.