Alec Baldwin's wife (Hilaria - lol!) might seriously be the biggest THOT in the history of mankind. That alone is humorous but riddle me this my fellow autist's. Two parents with dark brown hair. All kids with light hair.

https://www.instagram.com/hilariabaldwin/

I know my wife and every woman with a kid I have ever met absolutely loves prancing around in underwear and "stretching" in front of the kids. I especially know that all those women absolutely can't wait to tuck their 6-9 year old's into costumes and fantasy world settings that they are too big to even fit into. Most of all I certainly know all the women I have ever met are front of the line when it comes to making sure the entire world sees their near naked kid pictures which they post all over their fucking weird ass Instagram account. I mean, wow, Hilaria is a damn icon Mother if ever there was one with her offspring that look nothing like her and her husband and biologically all have different hair color than two dark haired parents:

https://www.instagram.com/hilariabaldwin/