>Be a snoop poking where you shouldn't
>Q is tracking your stupid
>Q posts your shit off your phone
>Hilarity ensues
The looming prospect of spending the rest of your natural life alone is the scariest thing you can possibly fathom.
Ever shopped for a brazier for your lady? You've not lived until you enter the mind of a woman that explains the pros and cons of a wire underscore bra. Cup size is just one element of the infinite combinations of dimensional phenomena that makes up the quantum theory of the perfect support system for the life giving glory of mammary gloriousness.
I like politics. Wifeanon doesnt. Sometimes she asks me questions to give me a chance to talk to her about it, and poke fun at my crazy theories.
Wifeanon likes fuseball. I dont give a shit (it's da debil). I watch the games with her because it make her happy that I begrudgingly take interest in something she likes. It also gives her the chance to ask me questions about how/why things work in the game. Adoration/Admiration.
I'm not concerned about a perceived perception about how I choose to live my own life because the only competition is with my own self. This is how Zen works. Be comfy with who you are, and who you are with. That's what's best in life.
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