Wait dad, I'm sorry… I did it again.

I completely overthought this situation.

They're just sigintarded. They don't know what they're doing. They rely on Google and Tor and they think they're safe. I'm sorry for getting out of hand, dad. But it's okay. I'm able to take advantage of their sigintardation. So now I'm back online!

Thanks for everything. You know I had to do it to 'em.