POTUS is on a marathon. You can't stop this guy.
POTUS is like a machine. At his age where does he find the energy? Seriously. Bet he has some nice technology to help with that.
Oh, I have indeed seen our beautiful and elegant FLOTUS.
We're tryin' man, we're tryin'. We got this crazy side to humans called the Far Left though. Gonna need a lil more time, bud.