Sorry Dave, but it's Dynamite Rave. It's malignant. :(

[ZFI AM 740 MORE STiMULATiNG KRUMBZZ]<Transcript 16:20 -- Shattered Bongs with Bill and John>JOHN: Good afternoon bonglords and ladies, it's 8:14 somewhere and we've got a special guest with us.MIKE: Ha ha, fuck you, John.JOHN: Hey, fuck you too neighbor! For the sake of learning we're gonna lay down our gunnnnnnns.MIKE: Oh shut the fuck up, Jesus was black, honkey.JOHN: <LaughterFair enough, fair enough.BILL: What the hell is going on?JOHN: Well Bill, did you read the thread?<SFX: "IN THIS THREAD" chant from protesters from a recent flashmob.>JOHN: They're referring to the thread, Bill.BILL: Which thread?JOHN: This thread, Bill.MIKE: Gonna cash in my reparations on this one, fuck you Berney, but how 'bout we actually get down towhatever the fuck you white yidiots decided to do?JOHN: First of all, I'm a Nazi flag. Second of all, aren't you stepping out of place, sir?MIKE: Hell yeah I am, it's just what I do!BILL: With that let's talk about what we've brought Mike here on the hour for. John, who would you sayhas the corner on barbecue?JOHN: Well Bill, I would say South Carolina.BILL: Ah, interesting, because I would say Texas. Now, how 'bout this. What about fried chicken?JOHN: <long pause>MIKE: <laughter>BILL: John? John are you there?JOHN: Uh.MIKE: Oh. Oh. Oh. You can flash a 14 88 my way but you can't tell the black man that fried chicken might be in that motherfucker's market? Siegler my ass!JOHN: What the fuck.MIKE: First of all, motherfucker, you're goddamn right we got the corner on fried chicken. The fuckelse are we supposed to do being raised in the corner of a farm in a barn tryna fuckin' live our lives?Oh you got chickens just runnin' around this motherfucker, throw those bitches in bread and have somefuckin' DINNER, am I right?BILL: <laughing and clapping.><SFX: Shattered glass.>JOHN: Folks I think our guest Killer Mike just shattered our bong on that one.MIKE: Hey, that's alright, where I'm from, one pipe leads to another, so we roll blunts brother!JOHN: What?BILL: The fuck?MIKE: You got a call panel? Have some motherfucker call in, they'll explain it.JOHN: Hey do we have-- oh that was fast. Did you-- okay they've been screened.MIKE: I swear to god if this is some kinda corn retard I'm gonna bang this bitch the fuck out.JOHN: Okay, caller, you're on: what the fuck did that mean?CALLER: IT'S HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP RETARDMIKE: <Falls out of chair laughing, screaming "TECHNICALLY TRUE">JOHN: What the fuck?BILL: Crack, John. Crack.JOHN: What?! What the-- FINE. Fuck this. We're going to commercial break. You're listening to someretards shatter the bongs, keep it locked. What the fuck does that mean?<FADE TO BUMP>[MORE STiMULATiNG KRUMBZZ]