Dead Cat Bounce

sorry if already suggested. I crashed last night and am just now catching up.

What if dead cat bounce means:

Crash the Stack Exchange on purpose.

Then crash the FED.

Close banks and come back with the gold standard and real US cash currency system.

This makes the fed greenbacks worthless. Which in turn makes the black hats moneyless. Which in turn black hats have no more power or control.

USA WINS BIGLY