Good evening, Q and Q+!

Consider this:

As a nod to Anons, when you Declas, Declas at 3:00 PM. Hire Popcorn vendors to set up outside the WH that morning at say…11:00 AM. Free popcorn for all. Have a general press briefing, and have /our girl/, Mrs. Sanders, reference the free popcorn before she leaves the podium.

We will then know to be glued to our TVs at 3:00.