If you buy eggs in the pressed-paper crates - NOT PLASTIC - , you can stretch 5 bacon strips (4 along and one on top), microwave 3-3.5 mins til done THEN drain the bacon grease out into the pan for the eggs.
You're just not used to the storms thrashing the ENEMY for once, they've been bashing us for so long. Their necks in the nooses now, but for real, not gaslighting.
The point of that was the closed compressed paper egg carton nukes bacon as perfectly as fried n a pan but in ~3 minutes with zero mess. For when time is of the essence.
Yeh, but Leo's potentially /ourdouche/ if we can break him out of the cabal family skullduggery