Let’s start with
You are older which gives you
a. Thinner skin
b. Less vitamin D production to protect that skin
c. Metabolic decline in ability to deal with immediate environmental changes like…sitting in sun and getting hot
Funny you should bring up prophesy from Simpsons
Last night, I was thinkin about the Michael Jackson is not who he seems but is a psych patient episode…
Turns out he really was that way
Last time I made meatloaf, my ungrateful teenagers suddenly decided they didn’t want onions and peppers in it
Fuck them
They can feed themselves