The memes you make, the time you take, amount to/equal the creation of the book cover only. You have no idea how much work goes into publishing a single book.
The typos alone will wear you out.
I like it!
Yeah, sure. Crowd-write it. Then we have typesetting, and typo hunting, and who does the front and back cover and how long would that take.
And then everyone wants to re-write their part, because re-writing makes it better, and the editor stuck with parsing this shit over and over again commits suicide, or hari kari, as the case may be.