Be a Clockfag:

>Wake up as Q clock strikes whatever time aligns best with whatever Q-post

>Time to drink my coffee (heavy mocha creamer and sugar of course) and round up the researchers willing to follow me

>Was that a POTUS tweet?!…..Luckily I have my protractor on me at all times!

>Clock proof time!

>Actually fuck the protractor, the letter Q is bent anyway

>Victory is mine! Should of known it would be a timestamp

>Time to show the boards how much of a genius I am

>FUCKING COMPED BAKER AGAIN!

>I'll keep shouting (along with some fellow clockfags) that my post is notable, maybe we can overwhelm the baker into adding

>Can you be racist against a clock? Not sure…let me get my protractor.

>Just as I thought, another definite confirmation on the Q clock

>Fuck the boards and their clock hatred, time to spread my good truth to the researchers who follow me. They know the importance of the Q clock & of course they need a translator like myself

>Wow, that was a good idea by a researcher following me

>I'll tweet that idea out as mine since I'm the Q clock translator they follow. Without me, they would be nothing

>I wonder how much I can make off these ideas on YouTube?

>What time is it? Hmmm interesting

>I wonder how much I can make off of ads? Either way, it's worth it

>Books, yes books are cool

>11:33pm…you know what that means

>11+3+3 = 17 = Q = Bedtime

>I can't wait for tomorrow morning…new dates, new times, new confirmations

>Clocks need to be winded, people need to sleep