hmm try a printer, laser black and white is good enough.
If you are a memer, print out your memes.
Print out other memes.
Print out news articles.
I use to say 'use the obvious easy corruption'.
These old timers like paper but keep the packet down to like 20 pages or 10 pages at first.
It also makes a nice offline backup and it's like printing History.
Patience, love, trust, hard work, how can your Dad not believe you.
Even if you Pops never believes, at least you have a father that speaks with you.
Maybe God makes him tough to crack so you work/try harder.
Who knows, PRAY.