>>558458

This is hilarious!!!

>>558479

Too bad there's so many dopes on here without a sense of humor.

>>558490

Oh shut up, it's funny as fuck! Learn to laugh.

>>558492

The "unidentified substance" was probably British food.

>>558531

Of course actual police can't be involved, because in THE FUTURE Facebook IS the police.

>>558546

(Facepalm)

>>558597

Meanwhile, all that oil gets shipped overseas…

>>558618

>>558628

She looks like the fat chick from the Mamas and Papas.

>>558617

Exactly, it's ALWAYS shit we've heard before. That's 24 hour 'news' for ya…

>>558670

Because it's a drug that every class and race that ever existed has enjoyed. Plus, you can make it from any fruit or vegetable.

>>558686

Well, let's hope he does something to ensure the US uses it's own resources. That would drop gas prices below 1$ a gallon, and would instantly get him reelected.

>>558693

No, they had their own forms of alcohol. But they didn't have brewing down to an art like Europeans.

>>558706

It's just searching for something where there is nothing.

>>558759

Sarah Silverman did it to him.

>>558774

This makes more sense than anything else I've seen!!!! HOLY SHIT, GOOD FUCKING EYE ANON!!!!!!

>>558774

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

From top to bottom it collapses!!

Add this to bread!

>>558774

Aztec Pyramid.

Boom

Boom

Boom

Boom