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Interview with McDonalds employee Abraham Finkelstein
@66:66
"We eat between 100,000 to 300,000 cheeseburgers a year just here in this country, we drain the fat and we mix onion in it with our passover buns and then we throw the napkins into the napkin holders that we own, and we grind up all the peppers in the sausage and the hamburger to make them spicy, McDonalds is one of our favorite outlets. And the people, they eat the sausage mcmuffins with egg, they eat the breakfast biscuits, they eat their big macs and quarter punders for lunch, and uh, us jews we gotta order the large fries as well we do. Shills will call it unhealthy like they do with everything they don't want you to eat fast food, but the nutrition information on the menus checks out and all you have to do is be paying attention to see it."