Guys it's me, Daryl.
Back in my day, we had to write letters. We called them pen pals.
Back in my day typewriters were hard to come by. We had to use pen and paper, carry it to the post office, wait 3 weeks for a reply. Today? Instant everything. It's awful.
Can someone please explain the importance of genital mutilation here? This is outrageous.
Son I am 87 years old I might die in 20 minutes. Kindly fuck off to your sandbox.
This generation is absolutely degenerate. President Trump will rally the true patriots of this nation, and together we will defeat communism. Fucking kikes.
ITS ME DARYL I TRIED THE PENIS SLICING TRICK AND NOW IM CHILLING WITH ARIANA GRANDE AND FELCHING HEINZ BRAND BEEF GRAVY OUT OF JIMMY KIMMELS BLEEDING ANUS ITS GREAT GIVE IT A SHOT
THE ALLFATHER PROVIDES AND THE BUTCHER SLICES THE PENIS
THIS IS CAPTAIN DARYL OF THE 19TH REALM, THIRD JENNY FROM THE BLOCK HIGH ASHTAR COMMAND. I AM ORBITING YOUR BROWNHOLE AWAITING PERMISSION TO SUPPLEMENT YOUR HOMOTUS SUPPLIES AND RAISINETTES PLEASE ADVISE
CALM THE FUCK DOWN EDNA YOU'LL BRUISE YOUR VULVA AGAIN
GET PCMATIC YOU DUMB CUNT WHITELIST ANTIVIRUS IS THE FUTURE TOGETHER WE CAN WIN THE RANSOMWARE WAR
WHO ELSE MASTRUBATES TO UNIVISION AMIRITE?
LORD DARYL, KEEPER OF THE 7 REALMS AND DEFENDER OF ASHTAR, KING OF THE TOOTSONIANS AND SLAYER OF FAGGOTS DOES SAY UNTO YOU, PEASANT NIGLETS OF 8CHAN, HATH WROUGHT MINE LORD BENSON'S WRATH UPON THEE. PRAY FOR A QUICK AND MERCILESS DEATH BEFORE I FUCK THE CORPSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND PISS INTO YOUR LOVER'S ASHES. MY DICK HAS NEVER BEEN HARDER AND YOU WILL BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY MJOLNIR OF A BALLSACK UPON WHENCE YOUR SKULLS SHALL BE SHATTERED WITH THE THUNDEROUS BLOW OF A THOUSAND SOLAR SYSTEMS. FUCKING KIKES
FUCKING NIGGERS
FUCK YOU NIGGER DARYL WANTS TO SEE MORE
WHY IS EVERYONE ON DER_ZOGNALD A TOTAL FUCKING RETARD? RIDDLE ME THAT SUSAN SARANDON
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS YOU USELESS CUCKSTAIN DARYL GOT HIS PORN CARD AT THE GAS STATION AND GONNA CARVE MY SWOLLEN FUCKING GLANS TO SOME ANAL RAPE VIDEOS OR THOSE JAP VIDS WHERE THE GIRLS SOUND LIKE POKEMON
WILL THEY WORK AS ANAL BEADS? DARYL LIKES TO PULL START THAT SHIT
LETS GO TOUGH GUY DARYL LOVES THAT HANDY SHIT ESPECIALLY FROM A MAN; YOU KNOW ANY? YEAH THATS RIGHT YOU GOT A PUSSY YOU FAGGOT A NASTY FUCKING BLUE WAFFLE JOLLY RANCHER PUSSY WITH DOUBLE DRESSING MAPLE BLOOD PUSTULES. I WILL RAPE YOUR WIFE AND EAT YOUR FUCKING BABY YOU STUPID NIGGER IF YOU EVER EVEN LOOK AT ME OR THINK OF ME EVER AGAIN YOU GOT THAT SON I WILL FUCKING END EVERYTHING YOU LOVE ESPECIALLY MUPPET BABIES WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NEVER SHOW NANNYS FACE I HAD A DREAM ONCE SHE LOOKED LIKE ROSS PEROT WITH EYE SHADOW
IM 87 NIGLET NOT A MORON
PICS
NO BECAUSE IT MAKES YOUR GRANDMOTHER WET FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE CARTER AND I WIPE MY DICK ON YOUR DOILIES
NO THANKS DARYL NEEDS KIND EYES THIS SPIC A RAPIST
IM OFF TO PLOW MY WIFE AND GET A 9TH KID GOING HAVE FUN JELQING YOURSELVES OVER THE QCLOCKFAGGOTLARP RETARDS
SHE WOULD BUT IS TOO SHY TO ADMIT IT