>>559233

>sex coach

>not prostitute

"Hey honey, uh, I'm going away to stay with the coach this weekend… yeah, hockey coach… have some trouble with my high sticking."

>>559259

This sounds just like SJWs when they cite vauge concerns about "harassment." Hmm…

>>559304

>Zappa probably pedo

Him and Vito Paulekas were definitely pedos.

>>559341

>Went to hash bash UofM 20 years ago. I saw hippies selling Crack In America (C_A) shirts. Didn't think much of it at the time. Now those hippies support deepstate.

They likely got compromised. Know of one on the clown payroll because of an underage girl he took home.

>>559201

I remember when "me too" was a cliche of AOL users on usenet, who were the same type we tell to go back to reddit today.

>>559349

It's the "prove me wrong, protip you can't" move.

>>559563

>everyone's doing it

Hey, anon, I'm sure you wouldn't mind if I fucked your daughter. Look into Elvis. He married an underage girl. Look into Jerry Lee Lewis, he married his underage cousin.

Your daughter is through menarche, correct? If she's old enough to bleed…

>>559458

I can just hear her saying "suck and fuck, 80 rubles" in a deadpan in my head.

>>559492

Did Sam like pizza and hot dogs?

>>559549

>cyber-op

Like hacking?

>>559620

Drink orange too.

>>559689

The only way to afford to live there now, if you're not a six-figure tech bozo, is crime. Same with Vancouver.

>>559915

Live in Jersey and only come into the city twice a month for meetings. (That's how I survived Vancouver.)