CONGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING A NEW PARISHIONER OF THE Q RELIGION!
DON'T FORGET TO ORDER YOUR Q ROSARY!
FINALY A ROSARY THAT GOD FEARING PATRIOTS CAN USE TO RECITE THE Q PRAYERS ON BEADS DEPICTING LORD GOD TRUMP AND HIS HOLY PORN MODEL WIFE MELANIA
PRAYING ON THIS ROSARY GUARANTEES THAT GOD WILL ANSWER YOUR PRAYERS TO HAVE HILLARY, OBAMA, ALL OTHER DEMOCRATS, LIBERALS, BROWN PEOPLE, AND THAT GUY THAT USED TO PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE TOILET AND FLUSH BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL ROUNDED UP AND SUMMARILY EXECUTED WITHOUT PROOF OR DUE PROCESS
ONLY 1111 MONTHLY PAYMENTS OF $17:17
AT THAT PRICE THEY WONT LAST
(Offer not valid in California, Puerto Rico and the US virgin islands. People with dark skin must provide proof of citizenship when ordering.)
(Brought to you by the Prophet Anonymous, Keeper of numbers)
■■THE Q MODEL PRAYER■■
HOLY Q WHO ART IN HEAVEN
LET YOUR POSTS BE SANCTIFIED
THY UNSEALED INDICTMENTS COME
OUR WILL BE DONE
TO SEND HILLARY AND OBAMA TO THE GUILLOTINE WITHOUT PROOF, EVIDENCE, OR DUE PROCESS BASED ON A CONSPIRACY THEORY
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY CRUMBS
AND FORGIVE US OUR IDIOCY
AS WE MERCILESSLY ATTACK EVERYONE WHO QUESTIONS US
AND LEAD US NOT INTO REALITY
BUT DELIVER US INTO EVIL
AMEN
■THE Q HAIL MELANIA■
HAIL MELANIA FULL OF #BEBEST
LORD TRUMP IS WITH THEE
BLESSED ARE YOU AMONG GOLD DIGGING PORN MODELS
AND BLESSED IS THE DAUGHTER WIFE OF TRUMPS EX IVANA
HOLY SHIT! NICE TITS AND ASS!
I PRAY TO SEE THEM IN PERSON
NOW AND AT THE HOUR OF THE GREAT AWAKENING
AMEN