The jew did it.
JFK jr. isn't dead.
Earth is flat.
Trump is a time traveler.
Hitler is still alive.
Hillary is a Zombie who died before 2016.
Elvis Presley just went home.
All news anchors are shapeshifting reptilians.
Nazis and Ayy's have bases on Antarctica, underground and space.
We live in the matrix.
Our bodies are infested by Thetans. Audit yourself.