That's quite a list you've assembled. Kudos!
Before: ALMOST fuckable, with a canteen full of tequila and the expectation of subsequent regrets
After: Would not fuck that with a stolen dick stapled to the end of a 10-foot pole
"Troubles" lol. She could be doing 10+ years for some of those "troubles". I'd call it a fucking debacle. Her campaign may have illegally laundered close to a million dollars on her orders.