Frens, Anons, Faggots,
lend me your ears;
I come here to inspire you,
not to shill.
The evil that men do lives on and on
and their good is often buried with them
tucked away on a scrap of paper
in the inner breast pocket
of their Sunday best coat.
But we, unlike Caesar or Alexander or Patton,
We are Alive and on the edge of the Abyss.
Together, we are STRONG.
We have fought side-by-side
in the great Meme War
through mockery and ridicule
and loss of family and friends…
old men forget
yet All shall be forgot;
however, he that lives past these days
shall lift his shirt
or roll his sleeves
and show his scars with pride
and honor…above all else: Honor.
Though some of us be lost
in the Chaos of this battle,
we that survive
shall share in the solace
of Freedom
in a Brave New World.
We few, we happy, we band of Anons.
For we that have suffered for Truth,
in some cases, thirty years,
this is our moment.
The time is now.
The place is here.
We may not be the Anons
that we thought we might one day be:
Such is life.
And yet, we are here:
we shall sell out lives dearly.
We shall NEVER surrender.
We shall fight
and we shall meme
and we shall red-pill
and we shall meme some more.
We are WARRIORS in the battle for the Truth
in the WAR for the mind.
And long after we have
returned to dust as promised
and returned to Peace
in the arms of our Creator:
good men will teach tell their sons
good mothers will sing the songs
in the ears of their daughters
the ears of our sons
our heirs,
sad ballads
of our bravery
of our sacrifice
of our dogged strength
of our insistence
of our honorable and relentless,
and dogged perseverance
in the name of Truth
and of Justice
and the American Way.
Frens, Anons, Faggots:
Let us pledge our Lives
and our Fortunes
and our Sacred Honor.
The Final Battle is at hand.
We are at the cross-roads
of our Civilization
and the Universe
is holding its breath.
Don't fucking back out now.
May God bless us
and our Potus
and deliver us
from this
Evil.
For Life,
For Love,
For Freedom,
Let us charge,
Memes at the ready.
Fire at Will.
Amen