GOOD U.S. CITIZENS BELIEVE

Man made Global Warming is real. (and it will kill us all in 12yrs.)

Chemtrails are a conspiracy.

Socialism is the way to Utopia.

White Europeans caused all the world's troubles.

Republicans founded the KKK.

Republicans are responsible for U.S. slavery.

Native Indian tribes sat around all day together singing Kumbaya.

There is no such thing as an "illegal" immigrant.

(and anyone should be able to vote regardless of where they are from)

Eating meat should be outlawed.

Guns should be outlawed.

Planes should be outlawed.

Cars should be outlawed.

(Trains are good though. Who wants to take the train to Hawaii?)

Women can have penises.

Age of consent should be reduced or eliminated.

Abortion outside of the womb is a woman's right to choose.

Christianity is evil.

Islam is to be defended.

Women are to be defended ALWAYS

(except when it comes to FGM… see above)

Orange Man bad.

Q is fake.