SLICE YOUR PENIS ITS A FUN AND EASY WAY TO PASS THE TIME SEE WHAT KIND OF CREATIONS YOU CAN COME UP WITH I MADE A BOAT
LIFE PRO TIP: BOIL A BANANA PEEL THEN PUT IT BETWEEN YOUR BOX SPRING AND MATRESS FEELS JUST LIKE CHELSEA HUBBEL AND YOUR PENIS WILL SLICE NICE AND SMOOTH AFTER PLUS THE ENJOYABLE SCENT
OH LOOK A JEWISH TREE STUMP WITH MEDIOCRE TITS
SOMETIMES WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SAWING THROUGH A TODDLER'S TORSO I LIKE TO TAKE A BREAK AND ENJOY A STARBURST HELPS TAKE THE EDGE OFF
IT'S CLIPPY AS A FUCKING PIMPLE EAT MY ASSHOLE FAGGOT
MUH PENIS SLICER