SNL DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO EVEN MAKE A SKIT OUT OF US.

THEY HAVE TO FOLD IN SOME "Q IS A CULT" SNEAKY QUIP RATHER THAN STAND UP TO US, TO OUR FACES, AND MAKE A SKETCH OUT OF US WHERE THEY DEPICT US IN THE ENVIRONMENT THAT THEY THINK WE'RE IN, DOING THE JOB THEY THINK WE'RE DOING.

THEY CAN'T CONTEND WITH THE TRUTH.

THEY CAN ONLY MATCH THE MANUFACTURED LIE.